[Monday] – 23.12.2013.

Phenomenal photo

Pleasant place

Snowbird, Utah

Snowbird, Utah

Stirring stuff

Haljina - 2999

Haljina – 2999

Monumental movie

Boy (2011) - Set on the east coast of New Zealand in the year 1984, Boy, an 11-year-old kid and devout Michael Jackson fan gets a chance to know his father, who has returned to find a bag of money he buried years ago.

Boy (2011) – Set on the east coast of New Zealand in the year 1984, Boy, an 11-year-old kid and devout Michael Jackson fan gets a chance to know his father, who has returned to find a bag of money he buried years ago.

Sophisticated song

Fantastic facts

Jolly joke

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. He didn’t even remember how he got home.

The first thing Jack sees when he wakes up is two aspirins and a glass of water on the bedside table next to them, a single red rose!

He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, washed and ironed.

Then Jack notices a note on the mirror written in red lipstick with little hearts on it from his wife:

“Breakfast is on the stove honey. I left early to get the ingredients to make you your favourite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jules”

He stumbles into the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and a newspaper. His 16 year old son is at the table, eating.

Jack asks his son, “What happened last night?”

“Well, you came home after 3 a.m., completely drunk, fell on the coffee table which broke and then you were sick on the rug.”

Confused, he asks his son, “So why is everything so clean and tidy, why have I been given a rose and why is breakfast is on the table waiting for me?”

His son replies, “Oh that. Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your trousers off you screamed …..”Leave me alone, I’m married!”

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