[Monday] – 30.09.2013

Phenomenal photo

All black house in Germany

All black house in Germany

Pleasant place

Glycosmis Falls, Kimberley Region, Australia

Glycosmis Falls, Kimberley Region, Australia

Stirring stuff

Hand made crochet shawl

Hand made crochet shawl

Monumental movie

Possible Worlds (2000) A man lives in parallel worlds, falling in love with the same woman in each one.

Possible Worlds (2000) A man lives in parallel worlds, falling in love with the same woman in each one.

Sophisticated song

Fantastic facts

Jolly joke

Golf panties…

 

Swede’s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

“Good Grief, woman! Why aren’t you wearing any skivvies?”, Ole demanded.

“Well, you don’t give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.”

The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, “For the sake of decency, here’s a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.”

Next, the Irishman’s wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she too, is wearing no undies.

“You woman of mine! You’ve no knickers on. Why not?”

She replies, “I can’t afford any on the money you give me.”

Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, “For the sake of decency, here’s a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!”

Lastly, the Scotsman’s wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she too, is naked under it.

“Fur Jake’s sake, Aggie! Where the friggin hell are yer drawers?”

She too explains, “You dinnae give me enough money tae be able tae afford any.”

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, “Well, fur the love ‘o decency, here’s a comb……Tidy yerself up a bit.”

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